Royal Flush

=Plot= Excitement runs through the household when it is announced that the King and Queen of Dalmatia are coming to dinner, although Mrs. Lipton is upset to find that she will not be doing the catering. In addition, Noel Coward is expected to join them after the opening night of his new play...

Episode Cast) (in credits order)
 * Paul Shane ... Alf Stokes
 * Jeffrey Holland ... James Twelvetrees
 * Su Pollard ... Ivy Teasdale
 * Donald Hewlett ... Lord George Meldrum
 * Michael Knowles ... The Honourable Teddy Meldrum
 * Bill Pertwee ... P.C. Wilson
 * Brenda Cowling ... Mrs. Blanche Lipton
 * Mavis Pugh ... Lady Lavender
 * Susie Brann ... Poppy Meldrum
 * Catherine Rabett ... Cissy Meldrum
 * Perry Benson ... Henry Livingstone
 * Barbara New ... Mabel Wheeler
 * Frank Williams ... Charles - the Bishop
 * Angela Scoular ... Lady Agatha Shawcross
 * John Horsley ... Sir Ralph Shawcross
 * Yvonne Marsh ... Madge Cartwright
 * John D. Collins ... Jerry
 * Sorel Johnson ... Penelope Barrington-Blake
 * Guy Siner ... Noël Coward
 * Geoffrey Hughes ... Fred Kendall
 * Hilda Braid ... Flo Kendall
 * Deddie Davies ... Queen Of Dalmatia
 * Barry Howard ... Count Zarkhov
 * Davy Kaye ... King Boris of Dalmatia
 * Robbie Barnett ... Robin
 * Robbie Barnett ... Robin

Episode Crew Writing credits Jimmy Perry (by) and David Croft (by)
 * Directed by David Croft

Jimmy Perry (screenplay) and David Croft (screenplay)

Produced by David Croft .... producer Original Music by Roy Moore Film Editing by Mike Robotham Production Design by Gwen Evans Costume Design by Mary Husband Makeup Department Production Management Art Department Sound Department Visual Effects by Perry Brahan .... visual effects designer Camera and Electrical Department Costume and Wardrobe Department Editorial Department Music Department Other crew
 * Jill Hagger .... makeup designer
 * Charles Garland .... production manager
 * Roy Gould .... production manager
 * Andy Carroll .... graphic designer
 * Gillian Farr .... properties buyer
 * Hilary Nash .... properties buyer
 * Chris King .... film sound
 * Michael McCarthy .... sound: studio
 * Duncan Brown .... studio lighting
 * Barry McCann .... film cameraman
 * John Vincent .... camera supervisor
 * Elizabeth Nicholls .... costume assistant (as Liz Nicholls)
 * Peter Bird .... videotape editor
 * Hilary West .... vision mixer
 * Bob Monkhouse .... performer: signature tune
 * Roy Moore .... composer: signature tune
 * Jimmy Perry .... composer: signature tune
 * Paul Shane .... performer: signature tune
 * Ray Hider .... technical coordinator
 * Steve Lowry .... technical coordinator
 * Christine Mellor .... production assistant
 * Anna Wachstein .... assistant floor manager
 * Nick Wood .... assistant floor manager